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Hitchhiker Without Guide

| Säl | Agender/genderless. | gray-ace, lithromantic | they/them/their |

Pole dancer

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(Source: bleknar, via planttpixie)

statechampionship:

bogleech:

HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF

Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius

(Source: rickkgenest, via slynhelvete)

modelmeth:

Lindsey Wixson, lips.

(via planttpixie)

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

(Source: corporation-cats, via hetahomestuckgirl)

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

(Source: radondoran, via hetahomestuckgirl)

(Source: shibuyasentai, via magicalunicorncat)

embarrassed noises in the distance

As custom, the Swedish night is rather bright. Well, it’s not as bright as it is in June, but you can almost hint the absolute last rays of sun. Or, you might just be imagining things.

There’s nothing in this room, except a child, a bed, a huge mess of clothes and expensive electronics on the floor. Nothing of interest or importance.

The child is tapping its keyboard lightly, swift fingers running through the black tangents as if they were getting payed. They are not, though, and are so allowed to take breaks, which mostly includes almost dozing off for a couple of seconds and then getting back to tapping the keyboard.

The sound of cars on the highway really far away can be heard through the window. The child would wonder what they’re up to, if they cared.

The child decides it’s late, and closes their laptop. They have things to do tomorrow, places to go. They’re exhausted. They wanted to go to bed at 8pm. It’s 11pm now, and the child curses over this.

Their room is incredibly warm, and last time the child checked the degrees outside it was 29°C. In Sweden, this is not custom.

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

(via dustpetals)

xdaremetobebrave:

stay-bbeautiful:

gabrielalauren:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

hahahaha awh

This is literally what I look like when I get the hiccups

this is great

(Source: jake--from--statefarm, via brodingershat)